Which one is Mary, and which Jesus?

So does that mean they no longer have nuclear capabilities?

Like, young nuns?

Somebody’s family is having a rough week

Finally.

An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’

JFC

Can confirm; had all my beans confiscated this morning

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

They will now be known as Doctors With One Border

Eh, they had a good run 🤷‍♂️

You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things

Nobody had a faster robot?

Same, tbh

How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book

Stilgar: Again?

I blame the shuttlecock. It’s always the shuttlecock.

3 days to Paris, one week at most…

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

That describes most of Luc Besson’s movies, doesn’t it?

Has anyone tried reversing polarity?

If my cowculations are correct that should allow them to breath methane and fart oxygen