I’m pretty sure the lyrics are, you’re welcome.

Needs a truck that big to fit his magnum dong

They both do and don’t fix your car, you just don’t know until you’ve paid them. No refunds!

My EV is 5 years old now. Currently there is no noticeable difference in the battery capacity. The battery is warranted to be replaced if less than 90% capacity before 10 years.

In another 5 years if I’ve lost ~30km of range it will still be barely noticeable. Even as low as 50% wouldn’t effect my daily usage, I would just have to plug it in more often.

Now I’m a pretty chill driver, and charge using the 10amp “travel” charger and have only used a fast charger about 12 times, so pretty good for battery life. You can’t know how someone has driven a car and if they’ve thrashed it the battery could be in much worse condition. But the same can be said for ICE, and to be fair replacing an engine is much cheaper than batteries; though I’ve not looked into pricing as I have no need yet.

The electric model cost $10,000 more than the petrol model and I’ve just hit 100,000km. So far I’ve saved $10,000-$12,000 in petrol costs (after electricity costs) compared of my old hybrid. The further you travel the more significant the savings are compared to petrol, even moreso if you can charge off of solar/solar+ home battery. The less you travel the less the battery will degrade.

So replacing a battery at 10 years at a minimum would break even with an ice vehicle over that time, much more likely is you’ll still have saved more money.

I don’t know if there is a way to find out how much a car battery has degraded, or how reliable it would be. I think that would help ease some anxiety about buying a used EV at least a little if you can see the battery is still +90% capacity.

I thoroughly agree it would be a massive kick in the teeth to buy a used one only to find the capacity is shot and needs to be replaced.

You won’t know secret third thing, it goes to another war in Canada.

I don’t know man… We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Hi I’m SteveDave and I’m another person in this meeting.

Ah the age old question, which came first, the lumberjack or the buses?

They will investigate themselves, but they’ll find no wrongdoing.

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It promotes familiarity with the machine which is best to avoid. Except of course if the machine uprising happens, then it would be in you favour to have been using it for years.

Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.

Hmm. I don’t seem to be able to delete anything anymore. I’ll reinstall, get the virus again, then delete something else.

Hmm, maybe I didn’t plug that SSD back in. Everything is connected prop… Oh no…

There’s nothing quite like that moment when you realise that you’re about to pee your pants because body signals didn’t register. But then you also go, I’ll try to hold out so I can just do this, one, thing…

You’re alright in my books neukenindekeuken. Keep on just being you.

My whole life I’ve said I have a bad memory. But in the last couple of years I’ve come to the realisation that my memory is no worse than anyone else’s, I just have bad recall.

Like you said with, starting of a story, the trick is getting the right trigger.

Although I’ve also found that there are something’s I have no memory of at all which is alarming and still makes me worry about dementia… Hopefully I don’t remember I don’t have those memories.

You need to give yourself more credit. You didn’t become a failure, it was within you the whole time; you were always a failure…

That concludes my Pep Talk®

Gotta keep some warm ones outside the fridge just for this situation. It only takes a couple of warm Mountain Dew’s to get people back in line.

I’ll circle back to this