That’s a funny name for a horrible disease.

↑ found the Italic

He just knows the best defense is a good offense.

/s

In an appointment with my psychiatrist doing the questionnaire, they were asking the questions, and I’d answer and they’d fill it out.

At one of the questions they say “this one is about fidgeting/not being able to sit still and I’m just gonna go ahead and fill that one in.”

I was like, “but I’ve been sitting still. I thought I was doing a good job sitting still, wasn’t I?”

Looks me dead in the eyes, “no, no you weren’t.”

Good ol’ fascism! You can always count on fascism to to help people. Well, the right people. I mean, some of the right people, maybe a small subset of the right people.

I don’t think he’d have a broke back about it.

No I will not make out with you!

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

At home I’m a true neutral, and at work a combination of neutral good and chaotic neutral. And when I bring my work laptop home I’m lawful neutral.

Just need to work on neutral evil, then I’ll be all neutral.

“What turns a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

• Zapp Brannigan

The Final Fantasy series.

The Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

The colony survival game called Oxygen not Included.

From Wikipedia:

In Hinduism, the right-facing symbol (clockwise) (卐) is called swastika, symbolizing surya (‘sun’), prosperity and good luck, while the left-facing symbol (counter-clockwise) (卍) is called sauvastika, symbolising night or tantric aspects of Kali.

I thought the big difference came down to the direction it was facing, but turns out both directions are the Hindu way with different meaning. And depending which side of the cake or the slice you look at it will be both ways. The other distinction between the two is that the Nazi one is usually tilted to 45 degrees.

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Parfait!! Parfait has layers.

Abusing ones language processor is how they suck you in!

Which one is saying the line?

Isn’t the world an American state?

/s

I sent my referral to the psychiatrist office and mostly forgot. Then I was talking to someone about looking at getting a diagnosis and went, “actually I sent a referral a couple months ago. I wonder what happened with that. I should probably follow that up”,narrator: He didn’t.

They called me though a couple weeks after that. But my thought on the subject was, maybe that’s the first part of the diagnosis process. If you can remember you have started organising it, you’re off to a bad start.

Until you walk down a street with a nike lane on one side and Adidas lane on the other. Nothing safe about that.