9 out of 10 dentists recommend it!

Is Nestle above paying cartels for killings? That seems like it’d be right up their alley.

Less profits for shareholders? And that is unacceptable!

/s

My response to Real Men® statements is “Real men don’t need their masculinity defined by others.”

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause “… oftentimes better than master of one.” And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that’s true, but not as often.

…But why male models?

You call that a knoife? This, is a knoife 🥄!

Have you tried turning your phone upside down?

I wish you’d get outta my life and shut up.

Ahh but you see, if the world’s leaders sit idly by for another few years until there aren’t any Palestinian people left, they’ll be able to say “look the genocide has ended, we did it!”. All without having to even lift a finger to write a mildly worded letter.

This first iteration is only capable of identifying serif fonts, still impressive though.

And then fined her for doing so.

If only someone had created a proofreading AI.

Prompt: proofread the draft of my novel at a 6th grade reading level.

Sure, once, but that… Was a long time ago

Three Dick Butt? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

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Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

Silent treatment?..?

I feel like long attention spans would also help out in other facets of life.