I tell people I use lemmy (piefed isn’t quite there for me, just yet) and mastodon. That’s it, I just tell them. The rest is up to them.

If anyone were to ask, I’d suggest blocking .ml, assuming it isn’t already.

I reported you via FINGER to Al Gore.

*Fuck

Football fields.

Ah, so a technicality, eh…?

Is it a true stick, or is the whole thing one big LIE?

Mid 1970s, I was 18 years old and driving a Pepsi delivery truck, fully loaded. Three-on-the-tree transmission and tarps over the truck’s loading bays.
Made a left turn too quickly and too sharply, and dumped 200 cases of cans all over the road.
That was it for my pop delivery career.

Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”

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…has never posted content anywhere…

< salivate >

Anecdotal evidence rules! Everyone posting here is alive!
The estimated 420,000 folks who die annually from improper food and water handling refuse to post!!!
Great stuff!

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the mayor didn’t cut the cable.