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BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 26th January 2025 - awful.systems - awful.systemsEnglish
12·10 months agoBanner start to the next US presidency, with Wiener Von Wrong tossing a Nazi salute and the ADL papering that one over as an “awkward gesture”. 2025 is going to be great for my country.
Incidentally is “Wiener Von Wrong” or “Wernher Von Brownnose” better?
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•OpenAI next model Orion by December, it's 100x cooler bro trust me bro no we're not releasing to the public bro it's just too dangerous and cool broEnglish
33·1 year agoJust don’t ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•"I consider myself a dark elf"English
10·1 year agoBig “divorced dad looking for the toilet because he needs to take a shit one way or another, pronto” energy in this photo
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Strawberry fields forever — OpenAI’s new ‘o1’ modelEnglish
5·1 year agoThe Kirkland Signature bottled-in-bond Bourbon is well worth the price. Not the best but surprisingly decent. And this concludes my shameless plug.
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•ibm mainframes: now featuring AIEnglish
6·1 year agoI remember trying to get a not-stupid description of things like AI accelerators and NPUs, if I understand correctly isn’t it mostly “processes matrices of integers in less clock cycles?”
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
SneerClub@awful.systems•I'm real and you know it, babyEnglish
1·1 year agoSomeone gave the Emacs psychiatrist a god complex
BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.English
0·2 years agoRug micturation is the only pleasure I have left in life and I will never yield, refrain, nor cease doing it until I have shuffled off this mortal coil.
AI doesn’t have to get better, we just have to get collectively worse.