Fascinating!

Or not to late…

Then it should’ve said later that morning

Or

Later, in the morning

Okay so since we’re going back to flip phones, can we just get a frickin phone with a button keyboard again??

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I’m about to cum buckets?

Hmm…

69

I thought helmet + sunglasses were motorcycle cops.

Boof, biff, pow!

Thank you for the giggle, SatansMaggotyCumFart

Hi I’m a fucking idiot, how can you beat cancer if there is no cure for it yet?

I thought there was a cure but I guess not a very good one since some people don’t make it

Edit: Thank you for the answers, that really cleared it up for me, and I understand cancer a bit better now.