Whatever you do, steer clear of meetup.com - all of their social activities on there now are scientologists thinly veiling their seminars as get-togethers.

I’ve never met a person in my life who thinks lizards are disgusting. They need to eat bugs constantly, which makes them better than spiders - some of which can go a year without eating - and they’re cute with their little mating rituals. Geckos too.

This will end up causing the murderer to get out on appeal, I guarantee it.