Sounds like by his own grading scale he is a dismal failure not worth what his title gets paid.

Pretty, wish my apartment looked like this. On the flip side, couple dozen wind turbines on the horizon out my bedroom window

Weclome back Second Pacific Squadon. Think Japan will accept an invite by the US to run some exercises around Puerto Rico?

I was gonna make fun of the French but then I remembered their nuclear doctrine is to lob a 250kt yield warhead as a warning shot.

Surely it will be safe to stop by the Amazon and pick up a few local critters to boost morale. Say what does venomous mean?

Someone explain to this guy how long 12 hours actually is.

My ex was an adorable 5’2". If any guy, especially her boyfriend, pointed out how adorable she was or was acting, she would become irate and hostile. And end up looking even more adorable. This feedback loop could have disastrous results.

He’s capture a real moment, not something staged or manipulated to appear better than it is.

You want some idealized version of him that doesn’t exsist in motion and conjured up by tricks and self deception.

He wants you exactly as you are, flaws and all.