Just a-like me 👈👈😎

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It’s also “My Dad can beat up your Dad”

Yeah well my Dad is ex military and helps the police fight human trafficking. But not like in a open the borders and make citizenship more attainable kind of way.

Falling/crashing drunks actually give mild credence to this theory

You can’t leverage reddit karma for anything so probably not. It’s more like weight values for a neural network, now that reddit is just a data library for chatbots

I noticed some specific women liked me more when I would do that. So of course I made that my entire personality.

You know, maybe those reactions denote that it’s bad humor but either of those are way better than virtue signaling against a person who is badly attempting to express pain.

I dunno. The comic made me think of a particular kind of internet person who is only here to be seen saying correct things in front of other morally correct people.

I joked about fucked up stuff that happened to me and brave lemmings came in to make sure I knew how fucked up it was to do that to people. It was stunning and brave and I had no idea

on some small, sad level i probably am the deranged left equivalent of Alex. but Tim Heidecker does it funnier

It has cascading effects. Boycotts are kind of great like that and also it’s why they’re so highly propogandized against. “It doesn’t work bro, it won’t change anything. Why wouldn’t you just use google” don’t buy it. Boycott more stuff.

Well? Did you take away his purpose akunohana 🤨

What agent Smith do to you? He thinks batteries should be less self aware

You’re just going to ask something like that then not even give any of your own ideas?

Chilli. I make it all fancy and indulgent with beer and ghost pepper and sometimes corn.

But would you be interested to know I made my ex pancakes after our first hookup?

Crazy how you can always tell what somebody got ran off reddit for

Oh wait it’s just cumfart again.

Yep. I’m not trying to see somebody just showing me the top 50 posts off their reddit feed day after day after day. That shit sure does numbers here though.

Ever had that reddit friend IRL who’s just always showing you reddit stuff you already saw? That’s who those are. They don’t comment, they don’t post oc, they never mix up their posts, it’s a bot. Straight to the block bin.

What’s in this photo? I can’t see anything. Are there proud patriots?

Might have something to do with how you post exactly like you’re trying to restart after an account ban

My mother was really into this. Got like a special DVD drive for her laptop that she could rip films off of discs with. Didn’t really seem like the type who would download a car

I forgot I was really obsessed with these planes as a kid. Where did that interest go?