

And now they’re cutting back on the self-checkouts while not bothering to hire people back to work the registers lol. The lines are getting longer and longer.
Of course, how else to drive you to use their pickup/delivery service for a premium, or to order online where they can really gouge you individually with surveillance pricing.
They were never going to do surveillance pricing in store, that’s too hard, but why have useable stores at all? Throw everything in locked cases, staff minimally, ignore complaints, profit (this quarter).







These are all from my childhood, my mom used to do them, usually while pointing at the thing. Often just to trick us into looking at something dumb so she could laugh, so now I do it too.
When passing a graveyard: look! Dead people!
When passing cows: look! Cows!
When passing cornfields, though not all the time cuz there are so many where I grew up: I had a joke for you, but its too corny.
When passing a sign that says STOP AHEAD: face palm stop a head!
No u-turn sign: no, sign, you turn, I don’t want to!
And a bunch of other little things like that. Needless to say the first long trip with new passengers is a blast for me.