Tesla stock holders: “Bullish!”

Everyone else: “But why though?”

Gross

He excels at burning hunks of metal at extremely high temperatures. I thought the Cybertruck was the pinnacle but alas.

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

Paid in full with rubles

Is his son Elon the far right ideologue who is hosting the event?

Putin’s Russia is without honor.

Cheers! 🍻

I wouldn’t take one even if if was free

🦭💨

“You hate your citizens— I hate my citizens… Let’s talk.”

Newsmax just bringing matinee movie theater ushers on to give random political opinions now

Tesla sucks ass

Trump administration <standing pigeon-toed and grimacing>: “So, you know Trump was just kidding around… right?”

“Don’t you want empty ports too???”

Shart of the meal 💩

Yes

What could possibly go wrong?

They are laughing at Dotard