I have at least a dozen USB A extension cables at work that supposedly don’t exist then.

How did that last for over 1k years???

I’m sure this will be lost in the comments but you CAN get 25GBit here in 'murica. My ISP offers it… But this ISP is also considered one of the best in the world so… https://epb.com/fi-speed-internet/#choose-your-plan

I am pretty sure that is NOT a Roman aqueduct but a Portuguese built one from the 18th century.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Águas_Livres_Aqueduct

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Águas_Livres_Aqueduct#/media/File:Aqueduto_das_Águas_Livres_(1).jpg