Poor guy just volunteered his guys for more duties. Should have kept it a secret and enjoyed the spare time off.

100% the correct answer.

For all you sodastream people - I want you to know you are supporting genocide.

Crunchy peanut butter is a scam. It’s an unfinished product that they fooled you into buying.

It’s got the least mess and clean up. Filling and not entirely unhealthy. Vegans can eat it. But it may prove lethal to some. It’s the best.

I worked for lumber liquidators, and their point of sale software seemed to be surplus navy because if you dug deep enough you could order nuclear sub parts.