Poor guy just volunteered his guys for more duties. Should have kept it a secret and enjoyed the spare time off.

100% the correct answer.

Crunchy peanut butter is a scam. It’s an unfinished product that they fooled you into buying.

It’s got the least mess and clean up. Filling and not entirely unhealthy. Vegans can eat it. But it may prove lethal to some. It’s the best.