Poor guy just volunteered his guys for more duties. Should have kept it a secret and enjoyed the spare time off.

100% the correct answer.

For all you sodastream people - I want you to know you are supporting genocide.

She just always kinda looks like that.

Crunchy peanut butter is a scam. It’s an unfinished product that they fooled you into buying.

It’s got the least mess and clean up. Filling and not entirely unhealthy. Vegans can eat it. But it may prove lethal to some. It’s the best.

Wife and I cheered happily when he parked it. I wish him only the worst things in life.

It funny to think that he fucks. (he doesn’t)

The bad guy from 2 Fast 2 Furious was how I described him to my wife yesterday.

I feel like the people should have some say in who they want governing them.

I worked for lumber liquidators, and their point of sale software seemed to be surplus navy because if you dug deep enough you could order nuclear sub parts.