Im gonna have to put a big ol asterisk on that statement: * yes they are

Pet bills are crazy high. Luigi: so is my cat.

I tried to use it yesterday to summarize a parts list a customer sent over, like combine same items, etc. It fucked it up so badly. That was my first and last true attempt to use it

Facebook or the status update bar from facebook. When Twitter launched i was like no fucking way anyone uses this.

Imagine your job being making games, and finding a way to ruin that. Both of the big console teams have shit the bed simultaneously. Truly awe inspiring, the collective dipshettery we get to witness.

Hegemonic Shift

Are… are you pro russia in this war? What an asshole.

Played that series last year, (recommend them, fun games.) there were a few “Jesus fucking christ” death animations for sure.

One of my favorite jokes of all time is “that’ll frac.” (Used to be in the oilfield) but saying it after something has failed catastrophically. Like a 2500 HP throwing a rod, or hoses exploding. I wish I could employ that strategy inwardly.

Buttery toast

Toss in Deja entendu by brand new some time. If you want a sad album it is like a soul dredge.

I give guided tours of the Nile. Spend a good amount of time navigating denial.

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If i figure out i am building my own gallows, believe me, I am done building. These AI propagating people are legitimately morons. Super glad we get to cohabitate this spacetime with them.

Kid shit his pants, we 10x’d that return by shitting our pants too

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I chug a mason jar every morning. Do you think this is playing a part in my workplace stress/anxiety?

Used to drink 3 monsters a day, coffee equivalent is high but coffee hits me differently and idk, something is fucking me up.

What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.

Im doing my part .gif

Have you tried giving the engine more orphans?