What!? Canada has golf courses? Well then why did this asshat travel to the Nazi States of America when he could have just stayed home?

You know, Canada should build some golf courses so people won’t have to travel down south to scratch that golf itch.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu’s speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that’s a bit too comic book villainous.

I know! Is the only way to get decent peanut butter in some countries. Guess I’m going to have to learn how to make peanut butter.

Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

Actually, in Japan there isn’t a housing crisis because of this very truism. Real estate isn’t seen as an investment.

Capitalism isn’t the problem. Consumers are.

Yeah… fuck that.

The wife uses hers to make rice. NGL it makes it twice as good as out of the rice cooker.

Oh fuck that. No way I want to line up behind 20 women when I need to drop a deuce