Also, use a sharpie to black out the barcode and city, state, zip or you might end up with it back in your mailbox.

Religion is a scam; misguided at best and a predatory at worst.

How scandalous. I’m sure that the corporations are fighting at tooth and claw, of course.

It doesn’t matter. You’re there to learn, it’s not a social club. If it takes you a little longer to learn it, then so be it.

I’d love to see someone bounce of watermelon off the ground lol

Did she boil the fucking bacon? Is that how it came out that way? I don’t know it’s weird. I mean hard-boiled eggs just do that sometimes but what the fuck. It’s not hard to throw it in a frying pan. My fiance bakes it which is… Fine…

I’m still wondering when American balkanization will happen. If WW3 isn’t in full swing yet by then, it will be afterwards.

Nintendo has a measure of competition again, but I’m sure they’ll be fine. If nothing else they can always find somebody to sue for piracy.

Is this what the kids are wearing these days?

The idea is sound, China, but nobody fucking trusts you.

…somebody gets pregnant.

I (USA) literally can’t get my tooth fixed because I don’t have dental insurance or a spare $2,000 for the root canal, not counting the crown which is probably another grand. We live in hell and now there’s some Brits feeling our pain, and all I can think is “yeah it ain’t so funny when it happens to you, is it?”

Trees won’t get some tech bros bought out by Google.

There is none. You get used to it.

Good. That’s the point.

What did they do, beat him with a clue-by-four until he understood the message?

Sounds like something a terrorist would say.

Oh yeah, that one’s a classic lol

It’s insane to me that the greatest threat to women is dating men. Who the hell is raising these guys? Even in my worst days I never blamed women for my dating problems - I blamed myself. Therapy helped with that problem though. But the motives of mass misogyny are just opaque to me. Sort your shit guys, don’t be a bastard.

Everybody has always been annoyed by them. Since before computers existed; newspaper headlines were the original clickbait and it’s always sucked.