5 years later: why is the entire continent overrun by rabbits.

I would love to see the looks on the faces of the Chinese laborers making this stupid thing.

My mother really wanted to have parakeets, so she got them and had to put the cage up there, where the cat couldn’t get to, after the cat literally draped itself over the top of the bird cage lol

C R A B

Despite the Far Right’s war on renewables.

Meanwhile the USA is an out of control carousel ridden by two screaming men - one in exhausted outrage and the other a deranged schizophrenic clutching a rifle like it’s an anime waifu body pillow.

Boiled bologna sticks.

Quark cheese had been known to spontaneously pop in and out of existence with its anti-quark cheese counterpart, at which point the collide and annihilate each other in an intense burst of radiation.

He’s lucky he didn’t clip his head on the flat moon on his way down.

I swear to gawd Ozzy I get that you don’t want to stop but it’s been 3 fucking days.

I’m so glad I never fell for the cloud gaming scam.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

My maternal grandma smoked enough that she developed emphysema in her old age and it’s the most disgusting goddamn thing.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Because they know that they won’t suffer any repercussions. Our government is going to keep throwing free weapons to them because they’re complete fucking idiots.

Okay now THAT’S fuckin funny.

That’s a lifeshort career choice.

I was gonna say, that poor, poor dog.