I know he has bounced between them (he has multiple) but who knows where he is at any given time.

Those of us who aren’t Team Orange or completely oblivious know, I think. An appalling number of people are completely disconnected from what’s happening, and a disgusting number either don’t care or love it.

I lost the last shred of faith I had in the American people with this election. I delight in the suffering of every shithead that either voted Trump, 3rd party, or not at all. ESPECIALLY the protest voters, conservative minorities, and rural idiots stupid enough to think Trump cared about them or was somehow a better because they didn’t like something the Biden administration did. My schadenfreude levels are hitting new, bitter peaks there.

Oh the executives will be fine. I already hate them, no worries.

Nah that was a troll. Totally different apocalypse.

Okay, who sang The Song of the End Times!?

We can rule out a Ukrainian assassination attempt. They have a pretty good track record of success.

We’ll know if it’s a false flag if Putin immediately freaks out and increases his personal security or suddenly relocates to one of his bitch bunkers.

Worse, it’s cruel indifference.

I believe it. I call their god the Tyrant for a reason after all.

We know. Those of us who are paying attention, anyway.

So he’s sending Elon?

That’s such transparently stupid bullshit. If they believed that they’d start by helping indigenous Americans. It sickens me that so many people are idiotic enough to either believe this or just not care.

When the hell will the military arrest this stinky Orange Turd as an enemy to the state?

Florida’s new State motto is “The Most Cruelty Under the Sun”

Most people are too ignorant, indifferent, and/or stupid to make that move.

Good. As shitty as they’ve been and as hostile as they’ve become to their own users, I’d live little more than watching the entire damned things crash and burn. More (but still not very) likely though is them desperately selling off before it completely self destructs. Of course if they do sell it, whoever they sell to will likely either make things worse or just shutter it. Most likely they’ll stay the course and continue hemorrhaging usefulness and thus popularity.

Any way you read the cards Reddit is in a tailspin that they seem unwilling to do what is necessary to pull out of. Which is to say, they’re too stubbornly idiotic to reverse their stupid, stupid changes and make a more open, user friendly, and community friendly platform. And I don’t see Spez being that smart.

If it’s a legitimate trap, I’ll start by escaping the house via the most expedient means, destructively if necessary.

Once in the maze I’ll utilize the right-hand rule (or left-hand, it literally doesn’t matter as long as you’re consistent about it) to find the exit. If no exit is able to be located, I’ll switch to an effort to find the beans to create an exit, or otherwise forcible escape the labyrinth’s perimeter.

Hypothesis: Conservatives will refuse to believe contradicting facts regardless of punishment.

Experiment: Use increasingly painful stimulus for negative reinforcement when subjects espouse harmful views, ie racism.

Okay, humorously…

Eating pizza with a fork. If you’re afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don’t deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

Yeah I sure don’t trust the Orange Idiot. His election obliterated the last meager scrap of faith I had in my fellow Americans. Through a mix of cruelty, ignorance, stupidity, sociopathy, obstinence, contrarianism, delusion, and outright insanity they’ve doomed us all.

For the meme, probably.