Facky [he/him,comrade/them]

A few typos in there

Turns out the Chinese were God level shitposters the whole time

Yeah that was pretty nice. Like you said crapitalism but the kid was happy and that’s what’s important.

Took down the chimney. My house is impenetrable now. I’ll be able to see his dumb face from my huge plate glass windows as he tries to find my chimney.
Surely nothing else bad could happen.

They can visit but they have to be under constant surveillance. Like how westerners think the DPRK is, but only for Kkkrakers.

I mean if you won’t eat it I certainly will.

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome?

I have it. It usually gets worse when I have a migraine.

This is either bait or an incredible bit.