weird flex but okay

everyone knows these ships arnt getting through, this is just a waste of supplies begging for attention.

yet they send a flotilla of food they will be eating from into a blockade that will just take the food and send it on anyways. this is twitter theatre.

news flash: they wont be getting into Gaza at all. so they could help people, but choose not to. this is theatre.

yet they wont and they know that they wont. why not deliver food to the Ukrainian front? because they might actually get there.

because they dont want to get there they want the headlines when they are turned away

blockade stops 50 ships just as easily, these are not blockade running ships.

Why isnt starbucks paying them a wage that doesnt demand a tip? whynot the call center tech? why not the cashier at walmart? why not the guy who signs you in at jiffy lube? why not the janitor at the local mall? why are some jobs more deserving of tips than others?

it aint a road trip without combos

big mistake bud, you just made the list

well, except WinRAR

“We’ve looked into it and decided its not illegal, also welcome to El Salvador”

Facts, if you are aware of a tunnel I expect you to be subscribed to Tunnels & Bridges monthly, that kind of arcane knowledge is not for the faint of heart

everybody loves, magical trevor

arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!

let them eat pinecones

imagine wanting to go back to horse and buggy unironically

ill say it, these east going zax are soft and uncultured, compared to us far superior west going zax.

cows arnt fun

im sure they would just let you do it and not retaliate