Undoubtedly ascended to godhood. What a precious baby.

Even if he were a white person, they still wouldn’t do anything about it.

Both Democrats and Republicans fully support the genocide.

In almost every case it’s because they were indoctrinated at an early age. Feels like child abuse to me, but since the vast majority of people are Christians in most countries, it’s considered a-okay.

I don’t care what the international child r*** ring has to say about the gays.

Is there anything douchier than a guy who calls himself an alpha male?

Yup. They’re just going to add tolls to some of the lanes and make you pay more to use what you already paid for anyway.

Congestion pricing, on the other hand: observably a good policy.

allthatsinteresting.com

In fact, it didn’t.

Hoverboards actually do exist. And for bonus points, so do speeder bikes. You probably already know about real-life jetpacks.

I wish I could live another 100 years to see better optimized versions of them.

Went to turn it off.

Apparently I already did. Marvelous.

Yes.

Which is odd because, since getting a keychain pedometer I actually don’t keep it in my pocket or take it most places.

All the more reason not to use the state’s sanitized language around torture and kidnapping.

Gaming in the 90’s was so glorious.

extraordinarily renditioned

Way too sanitized of a term, when what it really means is ‘kidnapped’.

Give it to NYPD for threatening us all with a good time.

I wish I’d married a Canadian in 2004 when the getting was good, haha.

I even speak some French.

In 2016 there were tens of million of Americans who couldn’t absorb a sudden $400 expense without going further into debt.

That number’s probably grown significantly since.

I’m glad you had the means to make it out.

The vast majority of Americans, sadly, do not.

They do indeed.

My parents are deeply religious, but have never figured out that it’s my siblings and I who actually answer their prayers.

Around 14 days out of the whole year they have a pretty good football team.

That’s it.

Yes.

Either they’ve been identified or it’s an animal with mange. For fun, go compare drawings of the Dover Demon with featherless owls, for instance.

Don’t go searching for hairless bears, though. They’re nightmare fuel.