Pascal: “I am having the best Christmas right now.”

Did everybody get this as a maths problem nearly every year in primary school, and again in high school when triangle numbers were brought up?

Well, we will know things will have gotten real bad when they start approaching sex offenders for fertility studies in an Operation Paperclip type arrangement

“We gotta shut down 3G as fast as possible so we can get black spot grant money and then use that money to rebuy the spectrum space at the next auction.”

-Telstra

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Now you’re not going to believe this, ladies and gentlemen, there was a time - not too longer ago in fact - where people called these metacrawlers, and they were beloved. People would say “Dogpile” yes, that might help, because - bare with me again - search was shit. But, comparing lot of different shit sources would generally give you ok information, and generally reveal at least a lot of different sources which could help find and gather information.

Now I’m not calling Kagi reputable in anyway, but if metacrawling helped with the situation before, maybe we should try it again.

Fun fact, the url in the original ad redirects to this video because the MPA couldn’t be bothered with the domain renewal

www.piracyisacrime.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Wouldn't_Steal_a_Car

Sounds like a pretty average day in the Linux community

BRICS: For some reason, we’re going to make a money laundering collective for dictatorships and be shocked when people call us up on it and we’ll blame the EU

The emulator they use for N64 on the Switch is also just one of the many options that com up when you Google “We can’t be arsed reviewing our own assembler”

Well, let me start with this gorilla they called Harambe…

This worked out great for Lenin and Stalin who just skipped the middle step and outlawed the church, then put their statues everywhere

My bad for judging without checking 😔

Yeah, while it is true, lots of VPN companies are grifts just buying VPS’s and installing OpenVPN, this “Cyber security expert” puts far too much faith in HTTPS and probably never seen a lecture from the Black Hat conference

Lib Dems: “oh for fucks sake, this country is going to be handed to us looking like prophylactic bin of a whorehouse.”

I listened to The Foundering on Sam Altman at the same time as listening to The Power Broker and they weirdly synced up.

• They only have one solution for everything, believing more of that thing will solve everything (“Just one more scrape, just one more scrape of everything that’s been said or published anywhere and our next model will be perfect.”)
• They don’t care for the destruction left in their wake
• They will walk over everyone, including their own family to remain part of the conversation
• The only difference is Robert Moses was constrained to New York

Oh a Jewish magazine which appears to have a strong focus on journalistic integrity, let’s have a look at their Gaza coverage… sigh I guess we can’t have everything.

Lemmygrad.ml are going to be so pissed that the capitalist pigs are copying their homework

Please don’t reply to me again

If I have to think about my cognitive dissonance one more time I might have to critique my belief system and then hexbear will disown me