“Gimme da cash!”

Yes.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”

“Best we can do is this easily hackable plastic junk that resembles a marital aid and hides the door handles when on fire. Oh, and you’ll need to buy a lifetime subscription, submit a hair and blood sample, and headshots of your first born… for science.”

YOU’RE just a bunch of shapes and colors!