You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

Well, it’s better than him being in the meat section.

They will take measures such as installing cameras in offices, presumably to ensure that not a single moment of a sexual encounter is missed by their devoted followers.

His dog told him to do it, so you can’t really blame him, right?

Does your PC have an Intel or AMD CPU? Congrats, you don’t have to worry about Recall. At least for now, it only works on Copilot+ PCs with ARM processors.

TIL the title of this article is similarly misleading. He didn’t spend 18 years on the crapper either.

Not so much as a shred of shenanigans.

He beats up lots of guys with axes tho