If he gets rid of his yacht, I might actually believe that he cares about climate change.

I tried doing something similar to this years ago with Verizon. Finally the automated messaged just said " I am unable to understand your request, goodbye"

I thought it was the funniest yet most irritating thing at the time.

Reaper is Linux friendly and free for 60 days, I would give it a try. It’s free after the 60 days but will prompt you to pay. The audio interface, I’m not to sure about, I personally do not run Linux.