Avocados for an Aubergine.

I mean, they’re vaguely similar in shape, sort of, and colour, not really but sometimes they’re both dark, and they both begin with A, but no-one enjoyed the guacamole at our party 😞

Why would anyone want their alcohol to taste like pie and peppermint?

What nonsense. 13 months of 4 weeks each, with one or two days left over as end of year celebration days is the obvious choice.

I’ve only ever heard the full “betwixtmas”.

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Well “smeg” is just from Red Dwarf but “smegma” is an actual word, and that’s where they got the word from. They needed a futuristic swear word - Lister can’t be someone who doesn’t swear, but this was 1980s BBC - and they came up with that.

Smeghead

I don’t disagree, but it’s difficult explaining to Americans how “you have a head consisting of the congealed semen and other matter scraped from underneath someone’s foreskin” is only a mild insult.

Particularly when with a decent proportion of them, you first have to explain what a foreskin is.

Yeah, I wouldn’t allow it, personally. I find it’s a bit of a weird one, like “pussy” - i.e. ruder than it should be, given that you can read the word in children’s books.

Ah, detailed descriptions of decades of horrific abuse, just the kind of light-hearted content I come to CasualUK for!

It’s up to the adult answering the question. I would say that alone is alone.

True, we never use the word mayonnaise, and mayonnaise is not vastly more popular than salad cream.

Oh wait.

Well I was delighted when I went to my private doctors only to find it had been turned into A Pub!

And they were showing my favourite TV channel, CBBC.