As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

CalipherJones is a well established ball buster. We can at least agree to that, right?

Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.

Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

Weak ass kids just getting weaker. How are they gonna build solid immune systems without the lead, mercury and microplastics

They live until like 114 yo, so what are they considering middle age?

I think the cat is definitely dead

Police: you sleeping in your car. Unhoused dude: yup. Police: you gotta job! Unhoused dude: yup. Police: oh yeah? Where? Unhoused dude: right here, sir. I have a podcast. Police: I’ll be on my way.

Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

Into which universe does your dick colapse?

Fucking legend

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

WhatsApp, Instagram and other shit though.

Than most nationals, in any country really. Anyone living in the their own country thinks their entitled to not work unless they’re manager or CEO level. Especially in the USofA, the greatest place of all times and throughout the entire known universe.