This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

How he was able to raise his voice with Putins needle dick pushed up against his tonsils is quite impressive.

That makes more sense. We have all heard of wild Asian asses advocating for a NWO. Warm ones are particularly aggressive.

What’s a Warm Onger?

SBRICS? BRICSS?

Finally got it and between us, the only thing I did was to download the fucking Invite app. On this journey, I noticed that the music app and movie app were also off even though the I cloud shit was ok.

The TSA lines must be quick, huh?

Here in Nicanadagua we believe it has everything to do with the Canadaverse.

Damn dude, I should’ve started with an ELI3.5 or requested a TL’DR.

Yo that pudding sound crazy delicious

Sounds like the Nissan CEO is pro Nissan.

We appreciate your depression more than you (think).

Good. Go fuck yourselves you pandering snippets of Satan’s foreskin. Let’s rock out with our - out in style.

You’ve got no choice but to give them 5 stars or your cruisin for a bruisin

Oh shit. Things are heating up in the fusion race.

Going old school. /sweet

Googling their hardware?

Doesn’t it depend on if it’s a top load or bottom load model?

Kim Jung Un you mean?

This all sounds like the Tenacious D song about trying to kill Rock & Roll