Downvotes for that? Must have been some triggered pre-finger-blasted altered boys.

And if he practiced boxing at some point, he should know how to “rope a dope”.

But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.

If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.

You know they used ChatGPT to pick this new dude.

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

Ah, that’s not too bad. Thanks!

What functionality are you sacrificing by going into low battery mode?

Ahh, hate to be a stickler but you don’t find these works of art right at the entrance but rather deeper inside the cave.

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

Mexican Pollock

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

My first was the 5200 and my favorite game was Joust. Killing the pterodactyl was the highlight too.

Cue Thriller Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

CalipherJones is a well established ball buster. We can at least agree to that, right?

Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.

Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?