That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

Some rabbit’s gonna have the coolest keychain ever.

I knew nothing of the game and presumed as a “witcher” I’m supposed to kill witches. Be, um, …selective.

“I fart in your general direction!”

My choom.

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!

Oh, it was, was it?

Not a parent BUT the best thing I ever saw for a small child was “fast feet”. Basically, teach the kid to run in place like it’s a game, making fast feet. Do it enough and it tires them out.

Dibs on the bike!

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.