There are two things recently I haven’t enjoyed

I’m a Star wars fan and I’ve enjoyed most of the stuff released in the last few years. The only thing I can safely say I didn’t like was Kenobi and even that had a great fight scene at the end.

“I’m walkin’ heah!”

No no, you see, if the middle east does it then it’s terrorism. If we or anyone we like does it then it’s the free market.

Is it like a rolling playlist or do they all play all at once

I have ADHD, so pretty much every song l, lyric, and line of dialogue I’ve ever heard or read. And they’re playing all at once all the time.

Oh my God he’s gonna kill the Pope

Again

20 year old me

That’s… Remarkably in-character of them. Like, that’s the kind of thing you’d make a parody sketch about.

A red version was unveiled in May 2018 in Oslo, Norway. The unveiling was done by a man pulling off the cover, suspended by an overhead crane with hooks through his skin.

Hey uuh what the fuck

I was told I had problems listening to figures of authority in school, I’m pretty sure it was just this, because this shit happened way too often.

I read this to the tune of Yakko’s World

Time is relative

It’s kinda like white noise for me. Like I probably won’t turn it off if it’s on but I won’t pay a ton of attention to it either.

Nobody likes candy corn and anyone who does is trying to gaslight me personally

Conservatives are homophobic

No I just genuinely thought there was an e at the the end lol

This is really funny considering Trump and Newsome seem to agree on quite a few things