too embarrassed to be a US tourist, especially in Canada.

Don’t be. As long as you aren’t wearing MAGA or Trump gear, we’ll assume you’re one of the good ones.

Besides, MAGA are probably too scared to come to woke Canada.

Until someone puts a bullet through their face.

Maybe wear thicker underwear?

The word of the USA isn’t worth anything now. We can’t trust the USA to do the right thing.

Americans: End abortion!

World: Oh, are you worried about what your gods might think?

Americans: Huh? Nope. I just needs that there little fucker flippin’ muh burgers. I aint 'spected ta do it muhself.

Putin’s idiot cuck.

I wouldn’t go to the US now if you paid me. Crazy fucking locals armed with massive amounts of guns, Americans who cheer for the reduction of rights for particular sets of people and the complete destruction of the government. The president threatening allied countries. Fuck the US.

America is a fucking shithole. We should put a wall around it to keep the world safe.