Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

Yes I believe capitalism works. And it will only keep working if we all work together and lie to ourselves that it will!

It already has.

No fucks given.

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

Tried pigeon in Chicago’s Chinatown. It was the gamiest thing I have ever tasted. I normally like gamiey meat but this was too much.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

I don’t want to hurt the snakes.

Fuck this shit. Most patriotic thing you can do is pay your taxes. Shame those (rich fucks and their corporations) that don’t pay taxes. Tar and feather them. They are stealing from you and your family.

“Come closer Clarice”

Please as if we haven’t been dealing with an influx from the coast driving up our prices for the last decade already.

Laughs in Midwestern.

Unpopular opinion, teachers should make top dollar. A teaching position should easily be in the six figures. It should attract and demand the best people in their fields.

These stories never show the positive side. Sure the hospitals can’t take care of the patients as well as before and that is an unfortunate reality that just can’t be avoided. However now the hospitals can take better care of the shareholders (slave holders)!

You could pay me to not use them.

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

Yes but does Taiwan consider itself part of China?

It blew my mind when I learned that Taiwanese travel to Mainland China for work. The media seems to portray the two countries in a non cooperative stand off.

Water retention sucks.