Being factual. Call it wooshy if you like. Doesn’t bother me.

I love playing whoosh a lot anyway for comedy porpoises.

Punk is (was) almost nothing BUT politics.

Urgh. Shrimp/prawns; cockroaches of the sea.

I’m in bed in my house. Are you here too!!?!?

Such a shame you dropped your keyboard and it broke in half!

Perhaps Santa could get you another one for Xmas?

Do they still execute people for treason?

Imagine the amount of jail /executions that the US government would need to implement to clean up all the fucking crooked treasonous politicians on the take from Russia/China.

“Oh nonsense! There’s no Chinese interference in any US politics!” said a number of chucklefucks to me time and time again when I kept raising the issue.

It’s like a ‘pay it forward’ thing for coffee, except for genocide.

Everyone wins!

Even formerly genecided ethnicities need a hobby.

I really hope this works. Also: banning water-intensive farming in dumb places might help.

Maybe they had poisoned inseams?

It’s revolting that’s she’s smoking.

Yeah I’ve never thought about it until then. Now I’ve tried hard to modify my behaviour.

I was described to someone, right in front of me, as “…the sort of person who educates people involuntarily.”