No, but I might make you dinner.

I love all these YouTube videos, health gurus and influencers encouraging me to sleep a full eight hours.

Y’all motherfuckers have never had children, have you?

Yes but then rename that to: Deathguard.

Spirit of the Kamchatka: smiles knowingly

So this technically means that Iran won, right?

No, if my survival was on the line, I’d say I’ve got more important things to do than work more hours.

He needs to be guillotined.

So all acts of the American, Israeli and Russian governments?

I feel like Skyrim is gonna become the next OG Doom.

I too have cut my drinking down to weekends only and even then, just light beer.

Nov 11 is the only exception where I will have a bottle of whisky.

Unfortunately, someone in quicksand will eventually submerge.

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

No, just numb. Whisky helps.

Will it run OG Doom?

Well, I’m not American but here’s my stance on Israel for the record:

Israel are a bunch of racist douchebag pigs carrying out wanton slaughter of innocents in a completely non-proportional response, led by a fucking war criminal (Netanyahu) sucking the pathetic little cheeto dick of a pedophile (Trump) who is tonguing the former’s asshole.

Now if they want to monitor me, let them go right the fuck ahead. Hope they enjoy very disturbing thoughts.

It’ll be a golden age for repo men.

Who in their right mind actually pays for YouTube?

God, if real, would have nothing to do with this asshole…

Haggis and cock a leekie soup. Mince and tatties are a close second.

Damn, the Ripper finally called it in.