Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

“Game will start after ad: 1 of 5” 😂🤣😭

I’m too lazy to get my glasses, I guess I’ll just RAWDOG this post.

Plot twist, he killed them all and was just coming back to make sure he finished the job.

Pole Vaulting

A 3 dog night & a 5 dog day.

I’m not sure about the diabetes, but I know stress increases heart disease.

If I was on first or second shift, instead of third, I’d be way more stressed out.

I was ready for summer to end after the first 2 weeks; eternal autumn! 🌬️🍁🍂

I’d probably just move.

Would the apes be together if we had an anarchy? 🤔

Go to them in person. 😈

What do you want to talk about?

Man, sign me up for that Oglaf one.

Love that she can read my genital warts like braille.

💜Purple slices rise up!💜