Mister Neon

Purchasing a white noise machine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

You’re literally a century too late for that conspiracy.

This is a smoke screen. They’re going to seize the Everett True comics. SCATTER!!!

That hit a little too hard.

I hope he gets invited to a ServiceNow convention.

Lost that fight a long time ago.

I’m a JavaScript developer, since when was I at war with anyone?

Botz the Toast.

That’s a Chaos Emerald. Botswana is about to get all of its fauna robotized.

Rookie mistake, you need to increase your fiber intake to counter the increase in bowel movements.

Darling it’s bolder Down where it’s colder Take it from me

I’m jealous, old wizards while powerful are always cringe. This will be my fate.

I wrote that when I first woke up today. Good chance the reading section of my brain hadn’t been hooked up yet.

Don’t be American. Please don’t be American. “A 37-year-old British man…” PHEW!

Wasn’t Russia throttling YouTube bandwidth before hand to prepare for this? Along with banning cell phones for their soldiers, I guess they’re going for complete media blackout and control.

Edit: I guess they announced 70% slowdown a couple weeks ago and just went straight to full shutdown.

If I took a shot every time I heard his name I would become an alcoholic by the end of the week. But at least then I wouldn’t remember him.

GOOD!

Or get lost and take 2 hours to deliver a pizza. I’m old I remember the primitive times.

As a man that has a respect for armadillos these guys creep me out.

Without access to large livestock the inhabitants of Lake Texcoco needed a source of fertilizer. The only available option at scale was night soil (human dung). This led to a contender for the worst job in history, dung collector. Dung was collected at designated sites (public toilets) and transported via canoe to either farms or at large dumping (pun not intended) sites to be purchased at market.