This sounds like a bad idea.

I feel like this ring would increase my HP by 10.

In chilaquiles or huevos rancheros.

My life is falling apart. I can’t find full time work that will cover my mortgage. I am in a panic every minute of every day.

I didn’t.

Nahuatl. It’s one of the indigenous languages of Mexico. It’s what the people of Tenochtitlan and several other cities spoke.

When people think “Aztec” it’s that language.

I just cry. I hate my life. I wish I wasn’t born.

How is this framed as an “opinion”? It has either happened or not, thus becoming a question of “fact”.

I rolled the dice on myself and walked away bankrupt.

No woman ever wanted me. I don’t blame them. I’m a perpetual loser.

Oh shit is that potato blight?

Looking for a job. Studying for professional certifications. Any day I wake up.

I try stoicism in between bouts of panicking and crying.

I hate my life.

No.

Why do people keep bringing up Perchance here? Is it one guy? Is it a bot?

I have a part time job that doesn’t pay the bills. My lunch 95% of the time at work is peanut butter (only ingredients peanuts and salt), jelly (reduced sugar), banana, and chia seeds on multi grain bread. I sneak in chia seeds into my meals whenever I can. They’re a good source of protein and I find my joint pain has reduced significantly since starting to eat them.

My oven can’t keep a stable temperature or I would be making my own bread.

“I’ve seen the future. I can’t afford it. To tell you the truth sir, someone just bought it.” -ABC

Millionaire - ABC

I’ve been mixing them together. I prefer chili flavored ramen and buttermilk for tang. I throw in frozen peas and sometimes I chop a gold potato up.

I could totally go for a cupcake right now.