Hey wait a minute!

That doesn’t vindicate the marketing.

Spore devs say the evolution game’s previews were more ambitious than what they were actually making

Not often they just casually admit to false advertising like that.

It’s still kinda janky looking tbh. Like someone put a commercial airliner in MS Paint and just stretched everything away from where the wings meet the fuselage.

Fan theory: survivors of the Thanos snap still had half of their gut biome randomly die, so for the week following the snap, basically everything with a digestive tract had explosive diarrhea.

Then you have show computers

Definitely.

or an inbox of 50GB+ of emails over the last decade.

I didn’t think so? I do a mass delete every now and then, but there always seems to me more that it’s not displaying. /shrug

We have outlook classic at work, and that shit takes a solid 5 mins to actually load up my inbox enough to become functional.

Outlook has always been shit, the new AI slop is just fuel on the fire.

Hence the market for gas!

AI Data Centres ‘Provide Markets’ For Gas

Not just gas, but glass bottles and rags, and cigarette lighters too!

So… what’s everyone’s plan to celebrate guillotine day?

I’m not usually a fan of fireworks, but I’m kinda leaning toward fireworks…

Wouldn’t the easy fix there be to just exhale through your nose? Let the CO2 just escape, and use the hose only for inhalation.

If it has a stinger, doesn’t make me honey, and is at all aggressive toward humans, it’s kill on sight. Idc if it’s a pollinator or w/e - either the other pollinators can fill in the gap after its death/extinction, or the ecosystem collapses… which we’re speedrunning the latter anyway, so fuck it, we’re not going to make a significant impact on the global collapse of life by being a little extra aggressive to fuckers like wasps, mosquitos, etc.

A nod to my parents on this one: up until age 12 or so, it was just mattress, fitted sheet, and sleeping bag.

Mom even sewed little straps to the non-zipper side of the sleeping bag, which secured to the bedframe: kept my dumb ass from rolling out of bed without needing to screw around with rails.

Make the bed? Just pull the corner on the foot and head opposite the straps. 2 seconds, perfectly flat.

Eventually I switched to normal sheets and such cuz in my brain, sleeping bags were for kids!! …aka, the parents tricked me into wanting to make the bed cuz I’m a big boi, see?!

Well played mom and dad. 10/10

The antichrist.

Turn that gun around and go out with a historic bang involving as many of the people responsible for fucking our lives as possible.

End result will be the same for you; but much, much better for society!

If you can find a Saab from before GM bought em that’s still in good condition… *chef’s kiss* perfection.

I don’t get the whole soggy straw pseudo-controversy. While yes, the paper ones are awful, it skips over the much more obvious solution of: …just don’t use a fucking straw.

Lift cup. Open mouth. Play Interstellar docking scene music. Let gravity move the noms into the face-hole.

No straw needed.

Drink on the go from a disposable cup and don’t want it splashing around? Use the kind of lid they put on heated drinks, with the little elevated sippy hole.

Like, we had working straw substitutes well before the paper bullshit came along.

If you like to eat tasty food, you should learn to cook tasty food. There -is- a learning curve if you’re going in completely blind, but you’ll pick it up way quicker than you’d expect.

Absolutely a skill worth developing!

That man deserves a submarine.

Said the robber to his victim.