I ride motorcycles, so this already was my plan for attending protests. They have back, shoulder, elbow, knee and hip pads built in, plus you can add chest pads to many of these jackets. Range of motion is a bit restricted, but that’s a small price to pay for protection from a beating

Oops, there’s a similar quote from Tombstone. Haven’t seen 13th Warrior in a long time, but it’s about time to rewatch

I’m your Huckleberry

I quote that movie still IRL and no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I don’t care

That kid! That kid is BACK on the ESCALATOR!

The best movie he was in was Tombstone. Change my mind

I’d change that to “illegal drugs” as lower class can’t usually afford cocaine that’s not cut with fentanyl, but instead buy weed, shrooms, acid, meth, and other cheap drugs. Rich people, in addition to cocaine also have access to more of the designer drugs like MDMA, not to mention prescription drugs with a high street value that poor folks can’t afford unless they’re addicted to something like painkillers, but then they’ll usually have to go the cheaper route of fentanyl

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Same here. When my grandfather, who I was very close with, passed away, I never cried. But I bawled like a baby at Toy Story 3.

I think it’s the soundtrack. If someone had told me about my grandfather while some emotional string music swelled, I probably would have cried.

You don’t think that’s a significant difference in average height? Cuz that’s a pretty big difference to me. Denmark’s average being around 6’ when most of the rest of us consider that tall is pretty significant

Global is the key word. In Denmark 5’7" is definitely short. In North Korea, that would be huge.

Can’t believe these haven’t been mentioned. Maybe because they’re too popular, but they always makes me laugh:

Leeroy Jenkins

Grape stomping lady falls

Oh no! Not beehaw!

Breaking News: Idiot who shot himself in foot previously has announced he will shoot his other foot

I didn’t know who Maneskin was until they won Eurovision, so I’d say so

It’s a Kawasaki. So yes, yes it will

Zionazis, if you will

Edit: I hadn’t heard this word before, but figured if I thought of it someone else beat me to it, and sure enough it’s been around for a while. Turns out it’s considered antisemitic, but I think if the jack boot fits…

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