Real ones know the annoying orange was a shameful copy

He’s already offed one pontiff, be careful Leo!!!

I’d love to see Doom as an Assassin’s Creed style game, where instead of it being wall to wall high-intensity violence there is a slower-pace open world story and every once in a while you’re dropped into a kind of death match arena to face a boss, but you can also run into them in the wild and have to scramble to take them out before they get ya.

Japanese cheesecake doesn’t care. Japanese cheesecake loves itself.

By then they’ll have sold the stocks they bought last week and on to the next “announcement”

The good news is he bankrupts casinos. Wait, or is that the bad news?

I didn’t realize until just now that they were named after the temperature of every pussy within a mile of them. Of course! It all makes sense

Hope you can unlock the doors!!!

Why not

That or announced bullshit to manipulate the stock market. It would be funny if it weren’t so tragic

Everything is a lie, some things are more egregious than that

I appreciate this post because holding ps4 controllers for more than an hour gives me carpal tunnel. I think one of the best parts of playing vidya is the progress through the game, and I have found that watching others’ progress is interesting as well. This is just me figuring out the Twitch business model about fifteen years too late…

Aerometry

That was literally the other guy’s joke

Dijon mustard?!

Al who?

slammed

Stop putting “slammed” in your fucking comments, you hacks. This wasn’t “the WWE”, it was very obviously Lemmy.

Yeah that makes sense

Rough is right, in more ways than one.