HAH HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY THINKS MICE HAVE BRAINS MADE OF PLASTIC /s

More precisely “follow the money” is the surest way to understand why a crime is not being prosecuted

Every day money becomes less valuable

Citizen developers of the world, disband!!

Hey whoa whoa whoa just wait a dang minute here… Meatball Mondays?

Edit: oh MeatLESS Mondays, my bad

Those are rookie numbers

Nevertheless, avoid stepping on rattlesnakes

I went to an Ottawa 67s game the other day. At the one-minute mark it was like “ha ha, this thing” at the two-minute mark I was calculating how much my beer expenditure would have to be to last the whole game.

Gene Gene Death Machine

Uh, it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl… Don’t sleep on the Super Bowl

I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

New vote from the $20B club

Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”

Esteban was eaten!

Model B1D3N is working as designed

Yeah, in the 1950s you were a big tough guy if you wore all leather and had tattoos.

Now you might be a tough biker dude, sure, or you might be a power bottom with a kink.

I remember about a decade ago talking about tofu recipes with a colleague who lifted and ate a protein heavy diet.

An older colleague heard us and warned us that eating tofu would cause you to have a surplus of estrogen and make you more feminine.

He was telling this to a guy built like a brick shithouse who had eaten tons of soy protein for the better part of a decade.

It’s that same old thing, something different comes along and some people just have to parrot anything that goes against that thing, even if it’s complete and utter horseshit

You can’t fool us, MEMPEB.

Two airport ground staff fell into the sea and died, but everyone on the plane was safe? That’s strange

I’m planning to burn a vacation day someday and reserve one night at a hotel attached to a Nordic Spa. Show up at the spa when it opens, stay there all day, switching between hot and cold, napping, reading, meditating, and then at closing crawl into the hotel room and go to bed.

I bet that is like having two nights’ sleep in one.