Despite it being the weakest of its generation

Huh?

This river can kill you 1,000 ways.

l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.

It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.

You have to cut it out.

That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!