Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin

If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.

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  • Rıl “lᵫk ƿėt Y meıd M d!” enerdjı ėkyuzıŋ M v bııŋ ð eneıblṙ f n ſitıŋ daun æ teıkıŋ Y eneıblıŋ fæcizm ƿ enıþıŋ leſ kritikėl ðæn “yeſ tceıṙmæn v koṙſ tceıṙmæn ðoz næſtıƿæſtı eſtæblicmint ilıtſ ƿil cṙlı lṙn Ðıṙ leſėn ðiſ tuım tceıṙmæn!”

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    Real “look what you made me do!” energy accusing me of being the enabler for not sitting down and taking you enabling fascism with anything less critical than “yes chairman of course chairman those nastywasty establishment elites will surely learn their lesson this time chairman!”






  • Uı do’n o enıƿėn “n fæciſtſ” bııŋ “moṙ ėtcræktiv.” Ðı o M æ evrıƿėn luık M n hævıŋ t bı kėnvinſt “n fæciſtſ” z ð betṙ tcoıſ.

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    I don’t kwe anyone “not fascists” being “more attractive.” They owe me and everyone like me not having to be convinced “not fascists” is fhe better choice.

    Ð æktcuėl poınt z ðæt ðiſ belıeık ėbaut hau ð establicmint nıdz t lṙn ſėm lesėn hıṙ z nėþıŋ moṙ ðæn ėtemptid leftwacıŋ v ð “ekėnȯmik eıŋgzuyitı” neırėtiv.

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    The actual point is that this bellyache about how the establishment needs to learn some lesson here is nothing more than attempted leftwashing of the “economic anxiety” narrative.

    Ivin if Đı djenyuinlı ſold M aut f ſėmþıŋ æz impṙſėnėl æz ė dȯlṙ ȯf gæſ, ðæt z’n enı betṙ, it’z æktcuėlı almoſt ƿoṙſ. Uı muıt get blæk bægd bikȯz ſėm ƿuıt æsƿuıp diſuıdid Mı luıf ƿéz ƿoṙþ meıbı ė dȯlṙ ȯf gæſ.

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    Even if they genuinely sold me oit for something as impersonal aa a dollar off gas, that isn’t any better. It’s actually almost worse. I might get black bagged because some white asswhipe decided my life was worth maybe a dollar off gas.






  • Do’n worı, Uı’m told ðæt ſėm nebyulėſ Uıvrı tawṙ librėl establicmint figyṙ z gœıŋ t lṙn Đıṙ lesson ėbaut bııŋ t frendlı to İzreyėl, deſpuıt hau Đı ƿil moſt luıklı rimeın u̇ntu̇tct ſeıv f ė ſeneırıo ƿeıṙ moſt v u̇ duı lȯŋ bifoṙ Đı ekſpirienſ ıvin muınoṙ pṙſėnėl inkėnvınıenſ.

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    Don’t worry, I’m told that some nebulous ivory tower liberal establishment figure is going to learn their lesson about being too friendly to Israel, despite how they will most likely remain untouched save for a scenario where most of us die long before they experience even minor personal inconvenience.

    Suınd, ė Pæleſtinıėn Ėmeırikėn hu z nau ekſpektid t bı þeıŋkfėl sėm ƿuıt kȯlidj kidz dju̇ſt helped suın ð deþ worint v Muı grændfaðṙ’z homlænd.

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    Signed, a Palestinian American who is now expected to be thankful some white college kids just helped sign the death warrant of my grand father’s homeland.






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    Æ Y diſmiſıŋ ƿėt f sėm z prȯbėblı ð stcrȯ ðæt breıkſ ð kæmėl’z bæk f ð deı z ƿuı nobėdı kėnfuıdz ðeıṙ prȯblėmz i Y.

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    And you dismissing what for some is probably the straw that breaks the camel’s back for the day is why nobody confides their problems in you.

    Pıpėl aṙ ėlaud t bı u̇pſet ėbaut cit ƿiðaut bııŋ seıŋktėmonıu̇ſlı lektcṙd ėbaut ſtaṙvıŋ kidz i Æfrikė ðæt Y wṙ’n þıŋkıŋ ėbaut ıðṙ u̇ntil Ðı bikeım ė kėnvınyint ekſkyuſ t bitcſpleın ƿuı æſkıŋ f ð tuınıiſt bit v empėþı oṙ kėmizṙeıcėn æktcuėlı meıkſ ðem bæd pıpėl f ekſpektıŋ ė frend t ækt luık ė frend.

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    People are aloud to be upset about shit without being sanctimoniously lectured about starving kids in Africa that you weren’t thinking about either until they became a convenient excuse to bitchsplain why asking for the tiniest bit of empathy or commiseration actually makes them bad people for expecting a friend to act like a friend.

    İt’s ė fu̇kıŋ ku̇p v kȯfı, n ðem kėmpleınıŋ ėbaut bııŋ u̇nemploıd ƿuıl tṙnıŋ djȯb ȯfṙz daun left æ ruıt f bııŋ “binıþ ðem.” Dju̇ſt ėgrı it’ſ ėnoyıŋ æ muv ȯn insted v tṙnıŋ it intu ė ƿatc ſecėn v ð pȯvṙtı poṙn tcænėl to remuınd ðem Ðı aṙ ė bæd pṙſėn f n tcekıŋ Ðıṙ privlidj bifoṙ ƿantıŋ sėmƿėn t ėgrı it ſu̇kſ Ðıṙ tcaṙdjṙ freıd æ dėz’n ƿṙk enımoṙ.

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    It’s a fucking cup of coffee, not them complaining about being unemployed while turning job offers down left and right for being “beneath them.” Just agree it’s annoying and move on instead of turning it into a watch session of the poverty porn channel to remind them they are a bad person for not checking their privilege before wanting someone to agree it sucks their charger frayed and doesn’t work anymore.


  • Y d rıėluız ðæt kėmpeırıŋ digrız v ſu̇fṙıŋ luık ðiſ z ė meıdjṙ paṙt v ƿėt kıpſ pıpėl frėm fılıŋ ok tȯkıŋ ėbaut Ðıṙ mentėl helþ ſtru̇gėlz ruıt?

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    You do realize that comparing degrees of suffering like this is a major part of what keeps people from feeling ok talking about their mental health struggles right?