PrimeErective

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Fuck, this is good

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Who are these people that pay money for a game that is explicitly pvp, play it, find out there’s pvp, then complain bitterly until the developers change the game for them? It’s so bizarre

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

:(

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10