Gotta check the pastures.

Anybody where I can find an eighth of that third guy?

Oh man, to test this, just go somewhere and defend women. You’ll be destroyed.

Depends on what kind of radiation. Alpha radiation? You can hold the banana forever, but you better not eat it. Gamma radiation? Kinda fucked either way.

There’s a behind the bastards about him.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-robert-maxwell-how-ghislaine-274165028/

Me, eating alone because no one will invite me to their holiday celebrations lest I cook another face hugger: “Ha, got 'em”

“When do I start feeling like an adult?”

That’s the neat part! You don’t!

Need to find a place to sell all the random trash I pick up in real life.

Depression nap = I work 12 to 16 hours a day.

Anxiety = If I can’t make rent, there are no safety nets and I will end up on the streets.

Unhealthy coping Mechanisms = Affordable coping mechanisms.

Social isolation = what adult has time to make friends? Even if I did, there’s dodging the minefield of fascists in my country.

My mental health is not the issue, and I’m tired of pretending it is.

Call off the war, boys. China’s clearly won.

At least they’re not wasting resources and fossil fuels during a time that is critical for the planets climate. /s

An artifact from the past. Even if it’s a rebranding, it’s pretty obvious to me that leftism needs to move on. Right wing ideology has evolved while left wing ideology, online at least, stays arguing over the same tired shit from 100 years ago.

But if you did all those thing, people would say that you’re putting forth a good effort, soo…

You either die a start up or live long enough to become google.

They are literally trying to turn Americans into the Covenant tho. Religious warriors.

“We totally support the solution to this problem,” says cause of problem.

The only thing fossil fuel companies can do to solve the problem is shutter their doors.

That’s what happens when you resist innovation (electric cars) because industry demands you maintain legacy (fossil fuels).

It’s not just about the environment now, it’s also about the economy.

It’s not a hard pill to swallow. You’re ignoring that not everyone learns by reading a book. Some people learn be performing actions, some learn by observing instructors. Just because the way that works for you is free doesn’t mean that everyone has access to that.

George Carlin said it best.

Tbh, is because I was probably thinking of something else and needed a second to remember what you just said.

Usually goes something like, “Huh? Oh, blah blah”