This comic is the bee’s knees.

How can it be the fastest plane if it’s not even painted red?

I have the same 2 cats!

Let’s try running some windows only viruses on Linux next.

Why do you have to farm if there is no hunger?

It’s a like a red Peggle, but in French.

Fisherman - Fishmonger

Mailman - Mailmonger

Policeman - Policemonger

Fireman - Firemonger

It’s just a variation of the old physics joke about a Spherical cow.

I don’t understand why console players are so obsessed with physical copies. I play on PC and the last game with a disc I bought was 16 years ago, it was Civilization 5. After multiple moves I lost the disc and had to buy it again on steam.

So the downsides are that you are wasting plastic and can lose the disc. Can anyone explain the upsides?

I’m not sure if that is the reason. In Ontario there is no separate minimum wage for servers, it’s $18/hour. But servers expect 20-25% tip.

Pogs, Super Nintendo, Britney Spears.

Grand Theft Walker 5

Maybe it depends on the subgenre of metal. Every time I discover a new black metal band, I have to research if they are Nazis or not.

The only problem is that you have to die in battle.

My cat always yell at me when the washing machine or the dryer stops and looks so happy when I unload them.

Snake oil salesman is saying that snake oil is a cure for everything.

Monty Hall trolley.

The first time I had a layover in Istanbul, I thought I got on a set of some horror movie. Sow many men with bleeding scalps.