COVID-19 was the warm up round.

This does not work on the British. Waiting in line is the holiest of holy activites for the British.

To me, a leftist is someone who looks at the status quo and goes this is fucked up. We need to fix it.

A liberal looks at the status quo and goes “this isn’t this bad.” Think Bill Clinton or Tony Blair. Politicans who continued to maintain the status quo after their conservative predecessors.

If a leftist politician served after a conservative politician. The leftist politician would be like “fuck this” and upend the status quo.

They say death and taxes are the only the constants in life. I would like to add “BMW drivers not using the turn signals.”

Dino nuggies are god tier.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

Lidia Thorpe is not wrong when Briitish colonialism fucked the world. The British should be held accountable for that. However, this arguement can be made to absolve the Australian government of their fuckery with indigenous people.

Sure, Australia didn’t become federate until the early 1900s. However, I would imagine sometime prior to that Australia was acting more or less as an independent country.

Hear me out. All the candidates have take an absurd amount of LSD. We’re talking ego death levels of LSD.

Each candidate has was to walk into the middle of an one acre cornfield to grab the flag. They then must make their own back out of the cornfield with the flag.

All this in the dark. Plus for some added fun for us, random mannequins through out the corn field.

Best idea ever

Fuck you, I am going to do what I want.

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Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

N…Nuance? In this day! In this age! In this post! Completely on Lemmy?!?

Honestly, Bitty had my vote for simply being a cat. Cause cats don’t care human rights. They only care about being treated like the gods.

I hope you took care of Kitler well. I would hate to see what would have happened, if you didn’t.

They were women who would walk around and try to shame young men into enlisting, or they would present a white feather to men who weren’t in uniform to highlight their “cowardice.”

If that were to happen today, you can give them the white feather and say “Why aren’t you serving?”

Yeah that sounds terrible and all however we forgot the best part. We finally got to bomb Iran!

but those trapped to the company that held power over them.

So slaves with extra steps.

I bought beach front property to sell to Aquaman.