Feels like a Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared bit.

Computer day!

I admire the work here

But that is not really the next step from “grocery tea bags”, save for very specific people in specific circumstances.

OP would be better off finding a decent tea shop near them to grab loose leaf and some decent brewing equipment at home.

Not everyone cares to have children, so that’s a whole big realm of “gross” bypassed.

Between two people, the amount of gross stuff NEEDING to be done should be minimal barring health issues.