Further proof that dogs are mans best friend.

You can talk about jesus all you want and as loud as you want, in the privacy of your own toilet. If you are in my presence, just as a sign of respect, keep your damn mouth tightly sealed. Thank you.

They probably thought there was no point.

Sorry, it had to be done.

IIRC Jason Statham started as a dancer in music videos.

Like a fart in a trance.

Um, whoosh?

Every damn day…

Here in Germany at least, the OEMs are working together battery wise. The battery from X fits in Y and Z, whilst the battery from Y fits in X and Z.

MASH

https://youtu.be/QOS6kfR9u4s

Black pudding - or blood sausage as the Germans call it - is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. I consider hash-browns as something septics eat and less so the British, although they do taste good.

Where’s the fried bread, where’s the buttered toast, where’s the fried tomatoes, where’s the rest of the bacon, why are the sausages raw? For some, the black pudding and hash-browns seem to be missing.

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall . . .

What no love for the mixtape? We have to go straight to CD?

I’m blaming the French when English needs a reform. Much of the language is stolen French, with the diabolical inherent spelling traps, the other reason reform is required is the halting of the vowel change, which is why some words, though written the same, sound different - one example: though (tho) and bough (bau).

Can’t see it happening to be honest.

Good for you - seriously, are you single?

You dropped this:

Btw

They were so successful in pushing, I installed Linux Mint on my 3 PCs, laptop, wife’s laptop and friends laptops. Not a single complaint so far (it’s been about a year).

The fuck did Greenwich ever do?

Kudos - going above and beyond.

Never opened an account - no matter the name.