If that’s your wife, I’d eat her.

“… up to 30% of our code is AI generated…”

Translation: Trump just found out that the following countries exist, and aren’t populated by white people: Afghanistan; Myanmar, Chad; Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.

The Sunk Cost fallacy is strong

I’ve literally done bottom left corner.

I speak from experience

You’re gonna poop black.

Read: “I’m open to being bribed.”

Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

They were trying to convince me to not listen to them. I think about this every time I listen to them.

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Once knew someone who was convinced that Rage Against the Machine was a white supremacist band.

Property Police

You make a convincing argument.

Idiocracy

I’m so angry I have to upvote this.

At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

“No thanks, I’m not hungry”