Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

Is the answer, “Enshitification”???

No preorders

No preorders

Thankfully, I’ve already blocked Bluesky from my Mastodon feed. :D

Feet will never know what hit 'em.

Missing a kid asleep, also the kid who only wears shorts. Lockers, I’m assuming, are where the guns are kept?

Unless they revised it with fewer ads, I can’t imagine it’s an improvement

Deserved

They made a foldable instead of affordable.

“This is to replace our previous unfair pricing.”

Iteration 1 in play

Other truck makers tend to let their vehicles fully render.

The only thing Elon’s ever pulled out of.

“Do I want to support Nazis?” The answer is no, it’s always no. “No, I do not want to support a Nazi”

Anyone who remembers the release of the 4000 series would have expected this. Upon release multiple releases were frying.

Before this story, I had no opinion on Perplexity.

Now I hope this product dies in a fire.