“No thanks, I’m not hungry”

Factory Floor is in China.

What I really want to know is, how sparkly was the jacket?

Ikea is a meatball company that also sells furniture

They were trying to sell Titanic

There were multiple TVs throughout the store hanging from the ceiling.

In the 1900s I worked at a physical media store. Someone complained about the Titanic playing overhead having boobies visible in it, and I was tasked with using a VHS splicer to remove the boobies.

Thank you. For the rest of time I will be referring to squash as squish.

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

Is the answer, “Enshitification”???

No preorders

No preorders

Thankfully, I’ve already blocked Bluesky from my Mastodon feed. :D

Feet will never know what hit 'em.

Missing a kid asleep, also the kid who only wears shorts. Lockers, I’m assuming, are where the guns are kept?

Unless they revised it with fewer ads, I can’t imagine it’s an improvement

Deserved

They made a foldable instead of affordable.

“This is to replace our previous unfair pricing.”