Did Fraudcom hire Prenda Law or something?

They were trying to convince me to not listen to them. I think about this every time I listen to them.

Add as many as you want, I’m still not going back.

Once knew someone who was convinced that Rage Against the Machine was a white supremacist band.

Property Police

You make a convincing argument.

Idiocracy

I’m so angry I have to upvote this.

At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades

“No thanks, I’m not hungry”

Factory Floor is in China.

What I really want to know is, how sparkly was the jacket?

Ikea is a meatball company that also sells furniture

They were trying to sell Titanic

There were multiple TVs throughout the store hanging from the ceiling.

In the 1900s I worked at a physical media store. Someone complained about the Titanic playing overhead having boobies visible in it, and I was tasked with using a VHS splicer to remove the boobies.

Thank you. For the rest of time I will be referring to squash as squish.

Yay, now the world’s worst profiling service can show the same completely irrelevant add twice!

If you’re a business and using Google to serve targeted ads, think twice. Their targeting is absolutely horse-shit mumbojumbo. They’re wasting your money, their money, and my time by consistently serving the least-relevant, no-fucking-chance-I’d-click-on-that ads.

You’d be better off paying local pigeons for investing advice.

“Sternlink”

Is the answer, “Enshitification”???