80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

And they always break all the mods when they do these updates too! Nobody wants them to update the game, because half the mods aren’t even being worked on anymore and now they’re basically unusable.

He’s the best thing to happen to quite a lot of countries not named USA…

Some might also be in the lost & found.

He’s a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.

I’m guessing dads are on a different belt?

A more concise and universal description of conservative values is: “Fuck you, got mine.”