Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

I had a coworker in the room adjacent to my computer who would play true crime docs without headphones during his lunch. It’s hard to focus on spreadsheets and stuff when you hear lines like “They found the body three days later, covered in blood and feces”.

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay

Thomas Midgley Jr.?

Bro stop posting leaked footage from Dune: Messiah

If this was a taller building, the terms would match up once the Americans skip referencing a 13th floor

There are a lot of image/gif(?) posts that I haven’t been able to view either on the Memmy (Apple) app or in-browser with either Safari (Apple) or Google Chrome. I imagine it comes down to the file types as well as the lack of native hosting to standardize posts of different media types, but I’m not the techiest person to consult on that. One downside of the fediverse is the lack of standards for file hosting/conversion/displaying to ensure that all media can be accessed regardless of the browser/app (or, alternatively, the lack of an all-encompassing app for all devices [Jerboa sounds like the closest to this to me but it is not available for iOS yet]), as well as the self-funded nature of the instances commonly not having the budget to natively host multimedia content such as videos.

Ironic. He could save bridges from suspension but not himself.