Sunschein

how did he not know who Steve Jobs was?

I mean, sure, but it’s like pulling the WotC mask off a Scooby Doo villain.

Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can’t stop calling them fossil fuels.

Kodos

I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.

I don’t see the problem. Even with all those venom glands, it should still be less than 3 ounces of liquid.