“Fee speech” is a serendipitous typo. Or maybe you meant it. First I’ve heard it, anyway.

First glance at the thumbnail made me think I was looking at an old pickup truck with a desert camouflage blanket over it.

I also choose this dead guy’s führer

Any cat lover who hasn’t seen George Carlin talk about cats should do themselves a favor and look it up. YouTube link

Well turn me the math around!