

Dude, that job pays THREE TIMES as well as the equally-dead one I currently have (even more if you include benefits). Just accept the good fortune bestowed upon you, get paid to do practically nothing, and find a new hobby to invest all your new free time into. Like, how is this even a question?
Edit: I redid the math and turns out you’re making 3x what I do, not the 2x that I originally said







If they can’t ever go home, they’ll have no choice but to keep working! Just think of the profits… ONLY think of the profits