More like best-iality, amirite?
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Technology@lemmy.world•On filing the corners off my MacBooksEnglish
27·8 days agoIts company property, you don’t go putting stickers on company printers or the walls of your office.
And it’s not about resale value, it’s about corporate and professional image. We’re free to destructively mod our personal equipments, but not those of others.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the bossEnglish
9·8 days agoI believe the 3D chatbot will have more emotions.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Windows Update is a torture chamber for seldom-used PCsEnglish
5·8 days agoRecently spent almost four hours waiting for Windows Update on a brand-new PC. It wasn’t even apparent how long it would take, just kept grinding, rebooting, and grinding again.
For a three-decade OS that many bright programmers have worked on, Windows update sucks royally.
My brain made a tiny satisfaction reaction after learning about this.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Welcome to Heaven by BogleechEnglish
17·25 days agoOh, we’re a bit bad at spelling. We meant “thongs”, so they won’t get stuck when they breach to breathe or snipe.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB fieldEnglish
139·29 days agoThat was very, very likely what the parent comment meant. The correction was unnecessary.
That’s because swamp-ass cat was rejected.
If mods know what their rules mean, they could describe them more clearly so it doesn’t become a philosophical debate.
For example, “Zero politics allowed”, or “No politics without science as the main theme”.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why does cats (and similar animals) can live with the exact same food every day, but we (humans) need a variety of food to survive?
1·2 months agoSomewhere I read that bread has most of the essential nutrients for humans, except for vitamin C. That would mean that prisoners who were sentenced to bread and water could last many years if they had fruit occasionally.
I guess the kind of bread, and the reduced caloric needs of prisoners, play a huge role here.
Curling is one of the goofiest looking professional sports. It’s like a joke that went too far to reveal it.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If someone ate a full box of high iron cereal before an mri would they get injured?English
2·2 months agoSome continuous glucose monitors are MRI-safe, and they keep working after it. Just adding another data point.
It’s not mythology, testing was crucial so you wouldn’t ship a broken cartridge, which was very costly than a patch download. It made financial sense to test throughly, and more than that, develop carefully.
I think the only guys that made a working game in a week were Atari VCS developers, and IMO it wa a combination of the limited hardware, and the skill of a few legendary programmers.
Today we get games that dwarf the entire software stack of computers decades ago, but they’re made loosely, knowing they’ll ship broken and need patch after patch until it doesn’t make financial sense, and then they’re abandoned.
My most recent experience is Fallout 76 on Steam, and by god it is a bag of bugs despite being the bread winner of the franchise. For example, a long-standing bug is that once it starts, and offers to press any button to sign in, you have to wait about a minute before doing that, otherwise it will likely hang. This has existed since launch, and after numerous patches it hasn’t been addressed yet.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Dijkstra’s algorithm won’t be replaced in production routers any time soonEnglish
71·2 months agoIt doesn’t mean “never improve”, though.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Bonobos can "play pretend"English
281·3 months agoSince I saw that primates have a sense of humor, things like this don’t surprise me as much, because it’s not like they’re similar to us, it’s that we are very similar to them. It’s natural to share many traits.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Anna's Archive Loses .PM Domain, Adds Greenland (.GL) BackupEnglish
17·3 months agoSeems they’re working on that https://wiki.opennic.org/opennic/tls
I’ve always wondered if cells created viruses, or if viruses are a natural consequence of complex genetics. They look so useless, having no need to reproduce, yet killing cells to do it uncontrollably. They don’t even feed, what is their purpose?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•I had emergency surgery and as a result it looks like I will be zonked out on oxys for the next week. Never had these, what are some good movies to watch in this condition?English
3·3 months ago– Sir, you need to walk a bit to recover faster.
– Take my signs already and don’t interrupt me!
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Nope, not visiting thatEnglish
21·3 months agoMore pragmatically, time travel for a casual party would be risky because you’re carrying germs many generations apart. Time travelers would wear full-body suits or risk dramatically altering history. They could not drink or eat anything.



We call them “tlacuaches” in Mexico, from the Nahuatl tlacuatzin. According to their mithology, it stole the god’s fire, and brought it to the humans in its tail, that’s why it stayed furless.
Do you want to French kiss it now?